Now Playing Tracks

  • 1. Post a picture of u?

  • 2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?

  • 3. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?

  • 4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?

  • 5. Can you commit to one person?

  • 6. How do you look right now?

  • 7. What exactly are you wearing right now?

  • 8. How often do you listen to music?

  • 9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?

  • 10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2015?

  • 11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?

  • 12. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

  • 13. Are you good at hiding your feelings?

  • 14. Can you drive a stick shift?

  • 15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?

  • 16. Are you going out of town soon?

  • 17. When was the last time you cried?

  • 18. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

  • 19. If you could change your eye color, would you?

  • 20. Name something you have to do tomorrow?

  • 21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.

  • 22. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?

  • 23. Are you nice to everyone?

  • 24. What are you sitting on right now?

  • 25. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

  • 26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

  • 27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?

  • 28. Do you get a lot of colds?

  • 29. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?

  • 30. Does anyone hate you?

  • 31. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?

  • 32. Do you like watching scary movies?

  • 33. Are you a jealous person?

  • 34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?

  • 35. Did you have a dream last night?

  • 36. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?

  • 37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

  • 38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

  • 39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

  • 40. Did you have a good day yesterday?

  • 41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?

  • 42. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?

  • 43. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?

  • 44. What’s the best part about school?

  • 45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?

  • 46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?

  • 47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?

  • 48. Were you single over the last summer?

  • 49. What are you supposed to be doing right now?

  • 50. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?

  • SEND ME NUMBERS AND I WILL ANSWER.

urulokid:

urulokid:

poutineisdelicious:

xekstrin:

majere636:

arachnofiend:

marapetsrules:

bobfoxsky:

“You fool. No man can kill me.”

How many times am I allowed to reblog this before it gets weird?

image

Fun facts: Tolkien constructed this scene because he came out of Macbeth thinking that Shakespeare had missed a golden opportunity with the ”Be bloody, bold, and resolute; laugh to scorn the power of man, for none of woman born shall harm Macbeth” prophecy

Being letdown by Macbeth is apparently a significant factor in Tolkien’s writing because the Ent/Huorn attack on Isengard was the result of his disappointment that the whole “til Birnam Wood come to Dunsinane” thing was just some dudes holding sticks and not actual ambulatory trees.

so he basically took his favorite shakespeare headcanons and put them into his AU fic

This revelation just knocked me over.

LET ME TELL YOU A THING ABOUT JOHN RONALD REUEL TOLKIEN. BACK THE FUCK UP SIT THE FUCK DOWN YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ANYTHING YOU’RE FUCKING JON SNOW HERE. LET ME TELL U A THING

JONNY T WAS LITERALLY THE BIGGEST FANBOY TO EVER WALK THE EARTH. LITERALLY THIS FUCKIN NERD WENT INTO WORLD WAR ONE AND WROTE NORSEFIC EDDA FANFIC IN THE TRENCHES AND SENT IT TO ALL HIS FRIENDS WHO WERE PRESUMABLY LIKE “JOHN WHAT THE FUCK”

BUT IT DOESN’T END THERE

HIS WIFE? MADE HER AND HIMSELF INTO SELF-INSERT OCS IN SAID FIC. ALSO MADE HIMSELF A TOTAL TYR SELF INSERT CHARACTER. ALL VERY DRAMATIC. KEPT WRITING THIS FIC UNTIL IT WAS HUGE. AFTER HE DIED HIS SON PUBLISHED IT AND CALLED IT THE SILMARILLION. JRR YOU FUCKIN NERD

WAIT I’M NOT FUCKING DONE YET. TREEBEARD? BASED THE WAY HE TALKED OF HIS OLD FRIEND JACK WHO YOU ALL MIGHT KNOW AS CS LEWIS. THAT’S RIGHT. THAT NARNIA MOTHERFUCKER. WROTE HIM INTO LORD OF THE RINGS AKA THE SEQUEL TO THE SEQUEL OF HIS ORIGINAL FANFIC MASTERPIECE. CS LEWIS FUCKING HATED LORD OF THE RINGS. TOLKIEN FUCKING HATED NARNIA. BASICALLY THEY STARTED THE OXFORD PROFESSOR LIVEJOURNAL CLUB AND THEY FLAMED EACH OTHER’S SHIT RELENTLESSLY YET REMAINED BFFS

SHELOB? FUCKING TARANTULA BIT J-TIDDY ON THE FOOT WHEN HE WAS LIKE 3. WROTE IT INTO LORD OF THE RINGS.

HIS AUNT’S HOUSE? NAMED BAG END. YEAH YOU GUESSED IT WROTE IT INTO LORD OF THE RINGS

THIS FUCKING DORKUS SUPREME MADE UP HIS OWN LANGUAGE. WAIT NO IM WRONG. HE MADE UP LIKE 80 LANGUAGES AND DIALECTS AND ALPHABETS AND SHIT 

BEST PART OF ALL?? HIS OWN LAST NAME, TOLKIEN, WAS DERIVED FROM THE GERMAN “TOLKHUN” MEANING “FOOLHARDY”. DOES THAT RING A BELL TO ANYONE FAMILIAR TO LORD OF THE RINGS??? BECAUSE YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT PEREGRIN “PIPPIN” TOOK’S LIKE FUCKING CATCHPHRASE WAS “FOOL OF A TOOK”. TOLKIEN FIC’D HIS OWN FAMILIAL LINGUISTIC HISTORY INTO HIS WORK WHAT A DWEEB

IN 2008 HE RANKED 6TH ON A LIST OF THE TOP 50 BRITISH WRITERS SINCE 1945. HE WAS A PROFESSOR OF LANGUAGES AND OTHER IMPORTANT STUFFY SHIT AT OXFORD

AND JRR TOLKIEN WAS THE BIGGEST DWEEB EVER TO LIVE

THE END

(Source: the-peoples-of-middle-earth)

We make Tumblr themes